Elon Musk loves a good joke. And at Biz Bites N’ More, we commend that constant need for company comedy. But Elon has joke money, like serious joke money, like gag money that can buy up every NFL Stadium and fill it with mayonnaise. Not saying he will do that but he could do that. But Elon prefers his jokes, gags and little pranks to come out in different ways. Mainly through is giant success with Tesla. From Fart Noise Machines, actual video games you can play in the car, to pricing his iconic EV at $69,420.00 WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY LOL. I mean who the fuck do you know in big tech that has the balls to price one of their products at 69,420 dollars and be like “oh I def did that because sex and weed and those numbers are HILARIOUS” kudos to you Elon you fucking nut job, I love ya.
Well Elon isn’t done yet, not with the gags. His company just released their own brand of Tequila, aptly named Tesla Tequila. It’s a mystery if Elon himself came up with this classic zinger, but whoever did, the idea, and probably what is a joke of an idea has come to life and is being distributed very soon. The Tesla Tequila bottle that is shaped like a lightning bolt (on brand, I like it), is priced at around $250, and has already been sold out by the Stans of Elon Musk, who unlike Travis Scott’s legion, probably has a little more cash in the bank to buy something other than McDonalds. So, with flamethrowers, solar panels, and now Tequila the recent sold out status is a testament more to the brand that Elon Musk has been building of himself.
A person that is their own brand has been done before, Oprah, Trump, Rogan, Paris fucking Hilton, and yes, even Elon Musk. It just seems like he is able to bring to life a certain products that we have all been waiting for some nerd to invent. Elon Musk seems to be that nerd we need so badly. He is the celebrity inventor that we haven’t had since Edison. Although, Elon has had plenty of shortcomings, his successes far outweigh whatever failures he or his companies have endured.
So, who knows what’s next for the South African Genius? He seems to turn plenty of products into gold, and now a notch in the belt can be made for Tequila. There is no saying in if he will try to continue his already successful Tequila, or if it will be some one-off product. Has he stopped making flamethrowers? If not, I bet he will continue to produce that sweet, sweet Mexican remedy. Elon is a wild one, and will no doubt, be one of the biggest visionaries to ever live. We should just be happy that we were the ones to be in the same time period. Elon, you keep doing you.
Anyway, that’s my take on it. Until next time. -GS
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