SpaceX has successfully launched capitalism beyond our planet

For the first time in history, a private company has pushed 2 government employees into a rocket and slung-shot them into space. It was glorious, it was America, and in the midst the pandemic and the horrible murder of George Floyd, it was something we desperately needed. The nation was hoping for any kind of Win, and Elon Musk and his crew delivered exactly that. Musk has been touted as a hero and a villain, he for sure is a weird fucking guy, but Elon, BizBites tips our Fedora your way. Good on you and SpaceX to help deliver that win for team USA.

So yes, SpaceX did what we had been hoping for, for so long. Innovation in space could hold a bright future for us, and a lot of people are feeling envy for the 2 astronauts that got to get away from all the bullshit. What is good for Space X is ultimately good for Elon, and historically speaking, Elon’s mood has had quite a change for his other companies, especially Tesla which is traded on the market. Now surely even with the horrible news and the fact that GEORGE FLOYD WAS FUCKING MURDERED, we will more than likely see Tesla stock jump. With that and his other ventures in the Boring Company and Solar City, the people backing Elon financially could only see this successful launch as a gate way to other successes the CEO focuses on.

You got to give it to that South African, he is a mad genius and often times very misunderstood. This guy must get like 2 and a half hours of sleep because the amount of stress he is under would kill a small village. Elon is undoubtedly an innovator. He seems to be changing the world and it might not be what we consider “traditional”, it to some degree is working. So, fuck it. Mr. Musk name your kid something with an X and a weird “ae” thing. Post memes and anime on twitter. Fuck it, have another kid with your weird finance/wife and build robotic scorpions. You do you bud, and keep changing the fucking world. Your value, and the companies you have a hand in are skyrocketing (AAAAAYYOOO SPACE PUN! Ftw)

Anyway, that’s my take on it. Until next time. -GS