Only Fans? What the fuck is OnlyFans? Well, from the outside it looks like a site that you can pay a subscription to ranging anywhere from 5 to 20 bucks a month to see your favorite set or nipples or for the ladiessssss your favorite jerk off cam it’s like the cam girl scene met Youtube. It’s like a Disney Land for the dystopian future that we seem to be speeding towards head first. Hey baby, when you can’t captain the ship just enjoy the ride! At least I think that’s what my boy scout leader said me before the “fun” time. LOL just kidding folks, jesus take a fucking chill pill and a joke while you’re at it. Anyway, back to OnlyFans.
The company that is basically a private social media platform where the social “influencers” can be paid directly by their fans through subs and tips. It sounds great on the outside but it’s really just a cooter shot platform where desperate women and men will show everything they can and be as weird as possible for some cash. LOL. What a fucking hilarious concept. Go capitalism. It’s like taking the panhandling from Kickstarter or GoFundMe and saying “Hey motherfucker, we are on the streets, and that is our STAGE” and preform they do. Most of the users (idk I don’t have an account) are there for one thing…. Bella Thorne or some other erotic fantasy to be played out before them.
Jesus what a Segway. BBNM you are a Segway GOD. Anyway, Bella Thorne the popular Disney actor and now porn director recently came onto the site as a content creator and made a small TWO MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS IN TWO MOTHERFUCKING DAYS without nudes. I mean Jesus Christ on a pogo stick in the middle of the French rebellion, 2 million?!?! Fuck me in the ass. But ole Bella isn’t the only one. As with any social media that starts to pull in major user counts and cash flows, unknowns are starting to make a killing. The site is bringing in new “stars” and I use that term lightly. They bring in the pandemic-stricken horn-dogs that haven’t busted a nut in like 3 months, that wasn’t in their hands. Yeah and fuck you before you think it, I am one of those kinda. You try to pick up a girl in your late 20’s during a GODDAMN PANDEMIC.
Anyway, OnlyFans is the new social media sensation and it really isn’t social media. It’s like having a subscription to The New York Times that is just half nude girls twerking with their beaver in clear view for a few bucks. Hey man, I don’t exactly hate the choices taken. Ok, sorry, get back on track. OnlyFans is the newest of the rising stars with new users and content creators that bring buzz and cash to the platform and “social media site”. Will OnlyFans take off and get to the stage of IPO? Probably not, but one can dream. Unfortunately if OnlyFans doesn’t carry the right management and security I can see this being a huge shit storm. But fuck me who am I to determine a fate.
OnlyFans is crushing the pandemic market, IF they can continue to dominate the app circle and pull in a steady supply of users. I see this company being not only viable but one that could be on the market or acquired by another. OnlyFans figured out the world of legal cam girls, or scaled that? Not sure but whatever they are doing is working.
“This is Biz Bites N’ More and your watching the Disney channel!” *signs name in huge dildo*
Anyway, that’s my take on it. Until next time.- GS
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