I know I need to post more blog content, but just like your father, my promises are loose, fast, and often unfulfilled.
Great news from Netflix! What? No, it’s not more original content, just watch Stranger Things again you whiney peasant. Allowing customers to share passwords? Buddy are you fucking high? No! Netflix is opening a restaurant in Los Angeles. What? No! Netflix hasn’t fucking lost all credibility, their BUILDING it baby. Let’s get into it.
Yes, in todays episode of “Things we never asked for but are getting anyway” Netflix announced they will be opening a pop-up restaurant called Netflix Bites (real original there) and it will dish out some famous courses that you’ve seen on popular Netflix cooking shows that you’ve surely not completely forgotten about. Just like your uncle that is in and out of jail, instead of focusing on the problem, Netflix said “fuck that, lets make something that’ll go on Instagram” and here we are, Netflix Bites.
What an ironic name especially with their recent stunt where they took everyone’s accounts away like the goddamn narcs they are. Oh and here’s something fun, Netflix is pacing on losing 20,000 subscribers per quarter which is great news. Now even with their shitty policies, stupid amount of competition, and other issues, for some fucking reason the stock just keeps going up. Just recently they hit an all time freaking high of $448 a share. Why do we even try?
But I am sure this new restaurant opening will weather the storm and allow the employees to bucket out water at HQ while the next storm brews on the horizon. Netflix knows that we as a society are dumb, and they can raise their subscription price, crack down on password sharing, and release one semi-good show a year to keep us morons around. It’s actually pretty amazing.
Can’t wait to see the influencers paying absurd prices for the equivalent of a Burger King quality meal, and that’s not even a knock on Burger King. Lets see how it all unfolds, hopefully it will be an easier endeavor than their Stranger Things store. Y’all remember that? Why is that show so popular? It’s the same fucking plot line season in and season out. God we are all just cattle being herded off a cliff aren’t we?...... Ok, I digress, but that’s my take on it. Until next time. --GS
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