Airlines are under pressure.
Airlines continue to feel the pressure of the COVID-19 pandemic as flights have new seating designs, airports are flushed with more protocols, oh yeah, and not one single person is flying. Airports have become outside storage spaces for defeated planes with nowhere to go. And what about all the companies inside airports? Well they are shutting down too at disastrous rates. Hopefully air travel will pick up in the last half of 2020 but at this fucking point who knows. This shit is like Michael Jordan’s Flu Game but while you’re getting dicked down raw dog style by a guy you met at a sweaty club. My analogy is to say this has been pretty bad now.
The clown owns you and it owns me.
McDonald’s is planning to reopen dining rooms. In a report where franchisees received a 59 fucking page memo about how to properly reopen dining rooms, the word quickly got around and the consensus is McDonalds will try to open back up in the US in the next few months. Some places are seeing openings as early as this week. Since that fucking clown has a global reach, we don’t see there temporary shutdown of dining rooms as an effect that will cost them. You got us again you fucking clown.
Free games for everyone
GTA V has been released for free by epic Games. In a move that Epic Games is bound to profit highly off of they released GTA V to the 44 people that still haven’t bought the game. In recent years, free releases have become quite a trendy marketing ploy by game producers. Enticing the customer with a free option and then getting ‘em by the balls and making them pay for different skin suits on their avatar that a few people have probably jerked it to. You should be ashamed of yourselves. “How could you say that?!” It was simple but I had to learn to type first. I digress, Epic Games, good for fucking you, for following suite and giving one of the most badass games of our times for free. We see you pimp.
Anyway, that's my take on it. Until next time. -GS
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